A VERY SMOL WORLD

smol pep.big tek.

Big sweater. Smol pecker.
An unnecessarily big world.

Meet your lil guy

01 / THE MICROSOFT CONNECTION

micro.
soft.
seen.

He heard Microsoft.
He finally felt represented.

Find the pond
scroll a little.
he gets it.
SOLANA / PLANNED PAIR: MSFTX LAUNCH COMING SOON

01 / THE SMOL LORE

no thoughts.
just smol.

Smol Pep tucked into bed, absolutely unbothered
gm. the grind can wait.

THE MICROSOFT CONNECTION.

Small pecker. Big spreadsheet energy.

He’s been online all day. The chart’s open, the group chat’s muted, and that sweater hasn’t come off since Tuesday.

Someone said Microsoft. He heard “micro” and “soft” and finally felt represented.

smolbody type
bluedress code
gmbusiness model
Find the pond
Smol Pep wearing a wildly colorful sweater
one for every occasion.
Smol Pep reaching out with two little hearts
still your lil guy.

02 / THE POND

gm pond.
stay smol.

One brain cell.
Shared by the entire pond.

Post frog. Say gm. Send the same meme to the group chat again. He’s on X. Still no thoughts, just better headgear.

Post frog
A classroom full of little frogs learning from Professor Pep

THE POND CURRICULUM

PhD in
advanced cope.

Attendance: optional.
Frogposting: mandatory.
Graduation: when you finally touch grass.

SMOL CINEMA / OUT OF OFFICE

the perfect
day.

big sweater. smol pecker. zero meetings.

big tek can wait. the coconut can’t.

perfect_day.mp4smol media player
micro. soft. out of office.

03 / THE SMOL MUSEUM

many moods.
one lil guy.

Pick your current brain cell.

For every gm, side quest, and “it’s fine” in the trenches.
Tap a frog. Save the meme. Ruin the group chat.

frog explorermy computer / frogposts
32 FROGS / ZERO THOUGHTS
Smol Pep lounging beside vintage Microsoft computers in a micro and soft meme
employee of the gm01
A meme of a man with the round blue Smol Pep sweater body and tiny frog hands
sweater fits everyone02
Smol Pep in a blue sweater tucked into bed by a sunny window
gm from bed03
A Grand Theft Auto parody collage of Smol Pep characters
grand theft pep04
Smol Pep in a red superhero costume against a comic book background
friendly neighbourhood frog05
Smol Pep wearing a space helmet floating among stars
no thoughts in orbit06
Smol Pep holding a bright bouquet of flowers
flowers for the timeline07
Smol Pep in a dark hoodie against a green background
incognito mode08
Smol Pep frozen inside a blue ice cube
ice cold take09
Smol Pep floating in space in a white astronaut suit
space programme10
Smol Pep driving a pink convertible under a funny going insane caption
gps says delusion11
Smol Pep flying over a science fiction night scene
the trenches after dark12
Smol Pep wearing a white martial arts uniform with a black belt
black belt in posting13
Smol Pep as an angel with a golden halo
ascended beyond the chart14
Smol Pep surrounded by a purple and cyan energy aura
aura detected15
A pixel art Smol Pep in a blue winter outfit
pixel pep16
Smol Pep on a fantasy forest adventure with a shield
side quest accepted17
A dark Smol Pep with glowing white eyes
dark mode degen18
Smol Pep teaching a classroom of little frogs
professor of cope19
Smol Pep floating in a pastel bubble in the clouds
bubble bath thesis20
Smol Pep wearing a white karate uniform, black belt, and red headband
smol hands. big dojo.21
Smol Pep in a colorful patchwork sweater against a painted rainbow background
dress code: loud22
Smol Pep dressed as a burger restaurant worker in a red cap and uniform
employee of the dip23
Smol Pep in a purple sweater floating in front of a bright moon and stars
moon shift24
Smol Pep in his blue sweater standing in a sunny meadow full of flowers
touch grass department25
Smol Pep peeking out of a cardboard box in the corner of a wooden room
rent is due26
Smol Pep wearing ski goggles and a winter outfit beside a pink snowboard in the snow
out of office27
Smol Pep in a pinstripe business suit holding a briefcase and a folded banknote
very important frog28
Smol Pep tucked into bed holding a white mug marked GM
meeting starts at gm29
Smol Pep in his blue sweater with tiny arms stretched toward two red hearts
ily, fren30
Smol Pep wearing a white tuxedo, red bow tie, and dark sunglasses
board meeting at 831
Smol Pep wearing sunglasses and a rainbow peace-sign sweater in a sunny grass field
no thoughts. nice field.32
32 filessize: smol

Memes sent by the pond and from the Smol Pep meme archive ↗. The archive belongs to the wider Smol Pep meme community, separate from this planned launch.

THE POND HAS SPOKEN

less doomscroll.
more frogpost.

01 /arrive smol.There is no dress code. The sweater is implied.

02 /post frog.Your 47-page thesis could have been a meme.

03 /stay weird.We have one brain cell. Please return it after use.

04 / THE FROGPOST FACTORY

make a
frogpost.

Give the group chat something to work with.

Pick a frog. Say something stupid. Save it.

frogpaint.exe1000 × 1000 px
YOUR FROGPOST / LIVE PREVIEW

Made in your browser. No uploads. Pure frogposting.

THE WEEK IN FROG

very busy.
doing nothing.

Big tek has a quarterly report.
Pep has these.

More frogs from the Smol Pep archive. Click one. Borrow his whole personality.

SMOL QUESTIONS / SMOL ANSWERS

wait.
what frog?

Smol Pep in a cardboard box, contemplating absolutely nothing

he also has questions.

why microsoft?

micro. soft. smol pecker. finally, some representation.

why the sweater?

the bags are heavy. the pond is cold.

does he have a brain?

one cell. currently buffering.

wen launch?

not live yet. he’s still looking for the any key.

can i steal the memes?

take them. send them. make the group chat regret knowing you.

/ 32

05 / THE NEXT HOP

smol meets
Microsoft.

micro equipment. big tek.

The plan: launch $SMOL on Pump.fun, with Microsoft xStock (MSFTX) as the pair. Frog money meets spreadsheet money.

Explore Pump.fun

Platform homepage. SmolPep’s token page is not live yet.

Smol Pep dressed for a board meeting in a white tuxedo and sunglasses
board meeting at 8.
frogposting at 8:01.
THE PLAN / LAUNCH COMING SOON

paired with MSFTX
on Pump.fun

$SMOL / MSFTXCOMING SOON
Network
Solana
Launch platform
Pump.fun
Planned pairing
Microsoft xStock MSFTX
Token contract
Not announced
Launch date
To be announced

The pairing asset is MSFTX. It is not SmolPep’s token contract.

Pump.fun’s supported pair assets